Sardarji Jokes
SADARJI bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
‘My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610′
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SADARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SADARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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SADARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SADARJI : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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SADARI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SADARJI : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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SADARJI : People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
SADARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have
come again..
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SADARJI complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing, except
the TV in my house.’
Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
SADARJI : ’I was watching TV news…’
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SADARJI comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for compliment.’
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How do you recognize SADARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once SADARJI was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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SADARJI in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’
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SADARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SADARJI – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense
SADARJI : The future tense is ‘u will go to jail’
Analogy of Friendship
Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “
Friendship is not about “I m there for u “ its about “kahan marr gaya saale “
Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“
Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “
Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“
Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “
Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“
Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“its about “bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“