Joke: Vatican Humor
God wants us to give life a chuckle… He wants us to have a Happy Week! So be sure to read down to the last line.
VATICAN HUMOR
After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the
curb.
“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your
seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive at
the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.”
“I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job!
What if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d never
gone to work that morning.
“Who’s going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile?
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.
(Remember, the Pope is German.)
“Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
“Oh, dear God, I’m going to lose my license — and my job!” moans the
driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the
cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio.
“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo
going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,” said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: ” A senator?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “The Prime Minister?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”
Cop: “I think it’s God!”
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it’s God?”
Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”
Some Useful Info on Popular Products
Check some useful info on some popular products below:
1) Mobile
Don’t put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the
mobile phone would use it’s maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left
ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right
one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from
Apollo medical team.
2) APPY FIZZ
Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing
agent.
3) Mentos
Don’t eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care
4) Kurkure
Don’t eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don’t Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!!!! News
report from Times of India
5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous
* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes
strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.
6) Cotton Ear Buds
Cotton Ear Buds… (Must read it) Please do not show
sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at
Signals….. Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those
packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It’s made
from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They
take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it,
bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster
Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external
ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON’T
BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for
someone………… Please forward to all your near and dear
ones….!
Dr. T. S. Roy MD, PhD
Professor
Department of Anatomy
All India Institute of Medical Sciences
New Delhi – 110 029
Phone: 91-11-26594880
Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641
Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics), MAMS
Associate Professor,
Dept of Anatomy,
All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
New Delhi
110029-INDIA